While sitting at work pretending im busy i stumble up something pretty damn funny. The first thing that comes to mind when somebody says the word "pork sword" is my dream restaurant and an odd shaped genital. I guess people in the UK do it a little different.
"Do you remember at those fairs when the local butcher would treat us all to an enormous pork sword?
havent seen one for ages - but would like to include this in a coming birthday celebration.
How do you recommend preparing an enormous pork sword?
8similar to the photo or better? thanks!
havent seen one for ages - but would like to include this in a coming birthday celebration.
How do you recommend preparing an enormous pork sword?
8similar to the photo or better? thanks!
"You first need to oil your sword properly, a big pork sword is a thing of beauty and wonderment....especially to ladies for some reason. I myself tend to prepare spam javelins or beef bayonets for celebrations. "
I wish all ladies wanted the American pork sword more often. "I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip" amen
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