speechless.

Precious

No such thing as overdoing it, but overdone....That's another story.

This is from a million dollar Nike collection, homeboy is fucking cray cray. Shit this is some serious bacon dedication. This collection is selling for $3,000. You'll obviously be bringing home the bacon with this shit. This is quite the collection. Hands down to Dave's Quality Meat for upping the fucking bar.

If your truly a baller then your already buying this, otherwise your like me, a broke bitch with a dream. 

Peep game 

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New years eve...

You gotta look swanky tomorrow night, or else there's no reason for you to even step out. So my suggestion is to step the fuck up and sizzle yourself up in some fine threads such as these..

bet your ass you'll be gliding round like a mother fucker in this.

Better keep them toes crispy

 

 

keep your Chorizo warm

 

look impressive

always know when its sexy time

Keep your scrill greasy

 

 

 

and if you ain't gonna do it raw dog, do it with some fucking flare!

Happy fucking new years ya pricks!

I dunno about this.

Shits kinda salty, and literally would be salty so close to this ugly ass rear-end.

This on the other hand makes my fucking day.

Christmas gifts are good, but better with bacon.

This holiday season has been pretty fucking rad, great gifts and insanely good food. The gifts I was able to find are beyond awesome. With a little help from the interweb, I was able to get some truly unique gifts.

Bacon saves your feet and your life. These are good socks to wear while having sex.

Hail Bacon, good when cooking bacon naked after sex with your significant other.

I fucking love burritos.

Growing up in California and in a Hispanic family, has gave me a profound love for everything Mexican. Every place I have lived San Francisco, Monterey, San Jose and Santa Barbara, has had some amazing food. Here in Monterey is a place called Papa Chevo's, that makes some hella good burritos. My favorite is definitely the Bacon egg and chorizo burrito. shit is so fucking good. 

 

Christmas.

We fucked it up.

bacon wrapped, butter glazed pork loin. Preciously fat.

My definition of a pork sword is a tad bit different....

While sitting at work pretending im busy i stumble up something pretty damn funny. The first thing that comes to mind when somebody says the word "pork sword" is my dream restaurant and an odd shaped genital. I guess people in the UK do it a little different.

"Do you remember at those fairs when the local butcher would treat us all to an enormous pork sword?
havent seen one for ages - but would like to include this in a coming birthday celebration.
How do you recommend preparing an enormous pork sword?
8similar to the photo or better? thanks!

"You first need to oil your sword properly, a big pork sword is a thing of beauty and wonderment....especially to ladies for some reason. I myself tend to prepare spam javelins or beef bayonets for celebrations. "

I wish all ladies wanted the American pork sword more often. "I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip" amen

Bacon thighs

Do you love bacon? do you love tattoo's? If so, then My good friend Greg Dyer is the man for you and your tattoo. I know many people, tattooers alike, love bacon. Greg's love for bacon surpasses anyone's I have met. So my suggestion to keep faith to the swine gods is to go head over to Double crossed tattoo in San Francisco and get something hot and sizzling on that ass. Everyone there is kind and unfriendly.

check out some of Greg's work at hotporksword.tumblr.com

 

                                     491-A Guerrero Street, San Francisco, CA (415) 552-5778

Bacon carrot cake....Get some

If you love bacon and sweets, but tired of the same maple bacon crap, then head over to Claires deli and ask Jef about getting your hands on these delicious treats...BACON CARROT BUNT CAKES. They aren't just plain old sprinkled bacon bits, Its fucking bacon all up in this entire swine cake.. Heaven on   earth.. Go check the deli out online at www.claresdeli.com or walk your happy ass over to them. 

3505 17th Street, San Francisco, CA (415) 621-3505

its right next to the 500 club, so grab a drank while your at it.

Today is a new day in bacon blogging history

Ive been reading blog after blog of bacon related goodness, but I have yet to find anything truly amazing about gods gift to the world, bacon.. So today I begin the relentless quest to top all others with everything bacon. Please enjoy. I read everything bacon daily so this will be updated like changing underwear, on the daily.

A.C.E.S.