Bacon sweets in salas holmes!

I'm not a huge fan of sweets but this shit looks fucking banging, french toast and bacon cupcake? looks awesome ill have to try a small piece and let my wonderful girlfriend destroy the rest. I don't think it can top our bacon carrot cake though, we make baking not look so gay.

Fluff Cupcakery is a new Salinas based gourmet cupcake business. You can find us Saturdays at the Salinas Oldtown Farmers Market 9AM-2PM, and Sun Everett Alvarez Farmers Market from 9-2pm Now at retail location-Urban Farmhouse-10 W. Gabilan Salinas.

tastey....

Can you guess what this delight is??

Pigs and tattoos.

This lil piggie would have been the baddest dude on the block but uh, yeah..

got the chopping block instead.

skate grease.

Ever since I got a new set up for Christmas (thank you Jef) I have been obsessing about skateboarding,

 My old lady doesn't understand my obsession with it.

The best shit though is bacon skateboards. Never skated them but their graphics are fucking rad.

Peep game mijas

Bacon Skateboards

No vegan titties here.

SUCKLING CHI CHI'S! 

Bike madness,

Im obsessed with single speed bikes (preferable fixed gear) they enable me to eat like a fat fuck on the daily.

Riding religiously and breakless is definitely what sets me apart from a hipster and having an ad in American apparel. (That and i am Mexican) So my love for bacon and bikes continuously cross paths. I was stumbling around online and found something epic... 

Bacon bar tape

 

If only i can find a manufacturer that would create bacon rims, velocity made some awesome snakeskin ones, but to have a marbled bacon rim? fucking awesome..

 PEDAL PEDAL BITCH

Time for some bacon tattoos

I have been thinking about getting a bacon inspired tattoo for a few months now and i have yet to decide on the most epic of all swine art.

If anyone has any ideas or something let me know, 

cause Im getting this shit blasted pretty soon here.

I was thinking a traditional tattoo of precious's head attached to Wilburs (the pigs) body holding a bucket of wings, while bathing in a frying pan with butter and more bacon.

I dunno, I'd like some input!

holler!

W.W.P.D.

When you find yourself in a jam, just think...

What would precious do?

DQM KILLS

 

I wish they would make a pair of Locs in bacon style.

For the hungry cholo.

Divine swine..

God come in many forms, The one I chose to believe is the digestible Jesus. Bacon.

Amen

the edible crack torch.. Get yer geek on.

When times get rough and you need to get high just wrap some bacon up and light a match. Seriously.

this gentleman constructed a torch made out of bacon, so hot  that it can melt steel. If that's not going green then I don't know what is. Maybe vegans can convert to tasty swine, knowing that bacon has many more uses then just eating it..

"Grease Fire Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan. A wrapping of less-flammable uncooked prosciutto focuses the flame into an intense bacon-plasma torch- Mike Walker"

"Green Lantern: A cucumber makes an even better edible thermal-lance housing, since its outer rind contains the pressure of the very hot flame without burning up- Mike Walker"

"Meat Sticks: The author wrapped slices of prosciutto around fiberglass rods, baked them dry, and bundled seven tubes into a bacon fuel core -Mike Walker"

For the rest of this article follow this here link!

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

looking good.

The man behind  Nemesis project cycles Mr. Brad Hodges sent me this little treat. Not in person but via text ha ha lucky bastard. We going wild boar hunting in a few months so we are definitely gonna be getting some boar bacon. 

Bacon bits pizza

Tom Waits...

"If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound."

Second coming of christ.

Slater's 50/50 burgers in L. GAY. are definitely a milestone in bacon consumption, their burgers are 50% beef and 50% bacon, yes ground bacon. They have  many different combination's, almost too fucking many. I saw this restaurant on bacon paradise, and was amazed at their culinary creations. Unfortunately the restaurant is located in the gayest part of California. I will be venturing south  at the end of this month to fucking destroy  

one of these gifts from god .

I

After me and my baconisto brother sir Jef Hoskins watched the show bacon paradise and saw this gem, we have decided to up the Slater burger and make it a real San Francisco treat. Wait and see.. We're bringing the bacon back to the bay. 

Free bacon..

I'm not talking about Kevin bacon I'm talking about free bacon at Pop's in San Francisco. Free bacon Mondays. If you have never been, I suggest you plan a trip, vacation or train ride to Pop's.Don't be a bitch. It's all good for you, from the crispy goodness inside to the crusty street outside. Get your eat and drank on.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/pops-bar-san-francisco

Mobile frying time....

Even geeks have bacon love, I downloaded this little treasure the other day and keep my fingers sizzling.

You can grab this lil gem in the app store, I suggest if you have a hard on or a love for bacon then get at it.

http://itunes.apple.com/app/ibacon-a-game-youll-flip-over/id317388069?mt=8

Eat your heart out vegan pussies.

Bacon is fucking good for your health and makes you happy. Like little strips cut from Jesus's back.

Hungover?

Not me, but i sure as fuck ate like i was, piggies in a blanket, peppered bacon, eggs and tortillas. Oh some Juancamole too. seeing as I don't drink but still miss it, I give to you a hangover remedy..

Bloody Mary that will knock yer dick off.

 

 

 

 

 

 1 to 1 and a half oz. Bakon in a highball glass filled with ice
Fill glass with tomato juice

Add:
1 dash celery salt
1 dash ground black pepper
1 dash Tabasco
2 to 4 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1/8 tsp. horseradish (pure, not creamed!)
dash of lemon or lime juice